billy bishop is a good ol' boy

( youtube's biggest star )

It's been a while since I threw a party at my place. I'm thinking it's been too long, how about you guys? You think you could handle another Billy Bishop party this year?

I'm really disappointed y'all went and got high without me. I will never forgive you "spies" for freezing--ha--me out.

Oh well at least I got mad priestesses to look at!

But not touch! Hi babe.

My old friend snow, how I missed you.

( Private to Vera )

**WARNING**

DON'T BOTHER CALLING ME FOR LIKE 24 HOURS I WON'T PICK UP!

SAME GOES FOR VERA!

Go back to all your damn picture posts now, creepos.

[edited to add] Oh and in this 24 hours I need you all to post a whole lot. Just go fucking crazy. Post cat pictures with funny little sayings underneath I don't give a shit.

[filtered to students + jasper and george]

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I AM DONE WITH THIS SCHOOL SO I CAN FUCKING CURBSTOMP VON FUCKPHOS!

I'm a fucking hunter, fools. I know when you're following me.

( private to Vera. )

( filtered to zoe west )

[filtered to Vera Matthews, Austin Martin, Erik Harris, Johnny Justice, Lance Crawford, Marcus Sexsmith, Joe McCreedy, Grace Goode, Allegra Masters, Queenie Hero, Hanselle Alter, Kate van Helsing, Amy Andreatta, Svetlana Duff, Ellie van Helsing, Zoe West, Godfrey Smythe-Higgins, Katrina Ivanova]

Shit like this is why I tell you guys to take me out if I ever get turned.

Hey y'all!

So I was just thinking that I haven't taped a hunt in some months and it's been too damn long. So I got into the old equipment and decided I was going to get back into the game. But this thing is gonna be different. Instead of hunting down myself a beastie, I'm gonna pick off one member of this faculty to have as a snack. I don't know about you but cold blood packs just ain't doing it for me.

Try and stop me, it'll make for some good TV.

I'm hungry.

[filtered to Vera Matthews, Austin Martin, Erik Harris, Johnny Justice, Lance Crawford, Marcus Sexsmith, Joe McCreedy, Grace Goode, Allegra Masters, Queenie Hero, Kate van Helsing, Amy Andreatta, Ellie van Helsing, Zoe West]

Not sure if some of you've heard but I'm heading off on a hunt tonight. I know you were all looking forward to seeing what I'd come up with as a costume this year but I gotta disappoint you. I ain't really sure how long I'm gonna be, it depends on how quick I can track this thing down and kill it. I'll have my phone and shit with me so you can reach me that way, I won't be checking the network much at all.

Take care, guys.

( private to Ellie )

I need a list of EVERYONE who's been turned into a zombie. Like yesterday.

Filtered to Austin, Billy, Freddy, Godfrey, Joe, Johnny, Lance, Leo, Marcus, Amy, Ellie, Kate, Magda, Queenie, Allegra, Olivia, Casey, Grace, Heather, Katrina, Janelle, Ricki, Rose, Vera, Zoe, Hanselle, Svetlana and whoever else should be here:

If you guys could quit acting like little bitches and sniping at each other for stupid shit that ain't even your business, I'd be happy as hell.

AMY MARIE ANDREATTA

Alright, so more of you guys gotta sign up for this charity auction thing. I'm gonna sweeten the pot. For everyone that signs up, I'm donating a hundred bucks to the Florida Everglades Restoration effort.

Try and stay out of it now, bros.

Thanks for coming out last night, kids. I hope you had as good a time as I did.

Haha I can't wait to see how the pictures come out.

Alright, alright. So last minute preps are done and we are a-go for the Billy Bishop annual--so we missed last year, sorry kids, hunter's gotta do what a hunter's gotta do--birthday barbecue/bonfire/bacchanal at the Bishop Ranch on the big island.

We've got a ferry ready to pick people up at about 4 p.m. on SATURDAY. Everyone's invited. You ain't gotta bring anything but yourselves, food and drinks are on us. The bbq will be going as soon as we get there and then the bonfire will probably start on our beach around 8? So if you're gonna show up later, that'd be the time.

...Anyone that is vaguely monstery, I'd watch your back. You think I got problems you should watch out for my folks. Don't say I didn't warn you.